"Good evening ladies," Sherlock Holmes said as he passed three women eating bananas on a park bench.
"Do you know them?" Dr. Watson asked.
"No," Holmes replied...
Camilla, the Duchess of Cornwall bought new shoes for her wedding. During the big day they became increasingly tighter and tighter as the day went on. That night...
George W. says to an aide, "I need to do better in south Florida this year. I gotta see what all this Jewish stuff is about." So off they go to a...
George Washington and his men had just finished a big battle and were tired and wounded. They were walking for miles looking for a place to stay when they came upon this very small broken...
Saddam had an accident, so he was rushed to the hospital. The doctor had to perform an instant operation, due to his injuries. Saddam was wounded on the face and a deep scar was formed on his skin, but under his bushy beard. The doctor shaved off a part of his beard and then...
One afternoon, three close friends named Hercules, Sleeping Beauty and Don Juan, sat by the river contemplating their lives.
Bold and arrogant, Hercules exclaimed that he was surely the strongest person in the world.
'That may be...
Osama bin Laden has a heart attack and dies. He immediately goes to hell, where the devil is waiting for him.
'I don`t know what to do here,' the devil says. 'You`re on my list, but I have no room for you. But you definitely have to stay here, so I`ll tell you what I`m going to do: I`ve got a couple of...
On July 20, 1969, Neil Armstrong was the first person to set foot on the moon. His first words, upon stepping on the moon, 'That`s one small step for man, one giant leap for mankind!' were televised to Earth and...
Bill & Hillary Clinton are celebrating their 25th Anniversary. All 25 years Bill has kept a large box under his side of the bed. He asked Hillary never to look in his box, and so she obeyed. But...
Naomi Campbell, Claudia Schiffer, and Cindy Crawford are flying to a super models conference in Paris, when the captain of the plane announces: 'We have just lost power to the engines and are going to make an emergency crash landing - assume the brace position immediately!'
Immediately the three models start...