An Israeli doctor said, 'Medicine in my country is so advanced, we can take a kidney out of one person, put it in another and have him looking for work in six weeks.'
A German doctor said 'That`s nothing! In Germany, we can take...
A man walks into a tee shirt store. There are 3 shirts on display.The first has a picture of Richard Nixon with a white mustache. Below the picture is titled...
Laloo and Rabri already had 13 children and decided to seek medical advise on how to avoid further pregnancies without interrupting their sex life. They go to a doctor in Patna who tells them that Laloo would have to undergo...
Edward Lear, the 19th century English landscape painter, wrote affectionately of a favorite Duchess who gave enormous dinner parties attended by the cream of society.
One night she let out a ripper of a fart and quick as a flash, she turned her gaze to her stoic butler, standing, as...
'When I was a young boy, my father taught me that to be a good Catholic, I had to confess at church if I ever had impure thoughts about a girl. That very evening I had to rush to...
Jerry Falwell was seated next to President Clinton on a recent flight. After the plane was airborne, the flight attendant came around for drink orders.
The President asked for a whiskey & soda, which was...
Musharraf was very tired, but the memory of the girl forced him to start weighing his chances. He thought that the old monk could do him no harm and decided to take the risk. He went to the girl`s room and...
A surgeon went to check on his very famous patient after an operation. She was awake, so he examined her.'You`ll be fine,' he said.
She asked, 'How long will it be before I am able to have a normal sex life...
It was the end of the school day and all of the kids were anxious to go home. The teacher told the kids,'As soon as you can name the speaker of a famous quote you may leave. O.K.,
Who said four score and seven years ago?'Johnny lifts his hand...
Monica Lewinsky was walking on the beach when she found a lantern washed up on the shore. She started to rub it and out popped a genie.'Oh goodie, now I will get...