Bill Clinton and Al Gore were riding down a country road. Bill happened to look out the window and seen a goat with his head stuck in the fence. Bill hollers at the driver to stop the car. As the car stops Bill leans over and tells Al that he would be right back and...
Hillary Clinton went in for her yearly check-up. When it was finished, she asked her doctor, 'How is everything.'He responded, 'I`m very pleased and you are in great shape, and happy to announce that you are...
Bill Clinton and a Priest are on a cruise ship going to the Bahamas. The waiter comes up and asks Bill Clinton,'Sir, what would you like to drink?''Whiskey, and make...
Ashley walked into the White House for the first day of her internship and was greeted by the President. After a tour, he asked, 'Would you like to see the Presidential Coc....
Princess Diana and Dolly Parton die on the same day... both appear at the Pearly Gates, but St. Peter tells them there is only room for one more in heaven today. So he asks them both why they should be allowed in over the other. Dolly pulls off her top and says....
Once Winston Churchill was delivering a lecture. During his speech, a beautiful lady stood up and asked Churchill a question. Having no appropriate answer to give, he...
I dreamt last night that I went to Heaven, and I met St. Peter at the Pearly Gates. I asked him that since I had just arrived in Heaven if I could take a look around the place.
St. Peter agreed, and even came along with me to show me around. We went a ways, until we met President Clinton, tied to one of the most...