Mature Jokes

Little Johnny is taking a shower with his mother and says, 'Mom, what are those things on your chest?' Unsure of how to reply, she tells Johnny to ask his dad at breakfast tomorrow, quite certain the matter would be forgotten. Johnny didn`t forget. The following morning he...

One day the teacher came to class with a rose placed in her cleavage. She asked, 'Can anyone tell me what roses drink? How about you,Johnny?' Johnny said...

One day there were two boys playing by a stream. One of the young boys saw a bush and went over to it and the other boy couldn`t figure out why his friend was at the bush so long. The other boy went over to the bush and looked. The two boys were looking at a woman bathing naked in...

A little boy and his mom are walking throw the park and saw two teenagers doing it on a park bench.
The boy asked his mom, mommy what are they doing. She said oh honey they`re baking cakes.
The next day they go to the zoo...

The teacher had given the class an assignment. He stresses the importance of this particular assignment, and that no excuses will be accepted except illness (with a medical certificate) or a death in the immediate...

Son: 'Then why do gals feel bad when they are raped?'
Dad: 'If a stranger comes along and digs in your nose, will you feel the same way?'
Son: 'When girls are having their menstruation, why don`t...

The parents take their son on a vacation and go to a nude beach. The father goes for a walk on the beach and the son goes and plays in the water.
The son comes running up to his mom and says, 'Mommy, I saw ladies with boobies a lot bigger than...

Once a young boy was watching his mother take a bath. As she got out to dry off, he notices her upper torso he asks, 'Momma, what are those?'
She replies, 'Son, those are my breasts.'
As she turns the back to him, he..

A gay man, finally deciding he could no longer hide his sexuality from his parents, went over to their house, and found his mother in the kitchen cooking dinner. He sat down at the kitchen table, let out a big sigh, and said, 'Mom, I have something to tell...

This guy has four daughters who all live at home. One Friday night the doorbell rings. The guy answers it and a kid standing there says, 'Hi, I`m Freddy. I`m here to pick up Betty. We`re gonna go eat spaghetti. Is she ready?'
The man mildly amused, calls down his...