I was helping someone set up his computer, and he wanted to log inwith a password.... now you have to understand he`s got somewhat ofa rebellious attitude and goes for the shock effect... so when thecomputer asked him to enter his...
A burly good `ol boy Texan on a flight flags down a steward and says, 'Captain, I want a drink but I don`t see the stewardess around'.
The steward answers, 'Actually I`m not the captain. This airline is proud to have integrated many of the traditional male-female roles...
Online computer users often engage in what is affectionately known `cybersex.` Often the fantasies typed into the keyboards and shared through the internet phone lines get pretty raunchy. however, as you`ll see...
I am facing a very serious problem. You see, I am a Vietnam-era deserter from the U.S. Marines.
My mother peddles Nazi literature to Girl Scouts and my father (a former dentist) is in jail for 30 years for raping most of his...
* It can be up or down. It`s more fun when it`s up, but it makes it hard to get any real work done.
* In the long-distant past, it`s only purpose was to transmit information considered vital to the survival of the species. Some people still think that`s the only thing...
Lend me an ear, and I`ll tell ya a story...
Once I had a wife--she was such a dear,
Then came the Internet, and it all disappeared!
Now there she sits , for hours...
Many colleges and businesses tend to strip the last name down to 6 characters and add the first and last initial to either the beginning or end to make up an E-Mail address.
For example, Mary L.Ferguson mlfergus or fergusml.
They are just now beginning to realize the problems that may happen...
Three engineering students were gathered together discussing the possible designers of the human body.
One said, 'It was a mechanical engineer. Just look at all the joints.'
Another said, 'No, it was an...