Mature Jokes

A young woman was having a physical examination and was embarrassed because of a weight problem.
As she removed...

A man went to a doctor to treat his baldness. The man didn`t had a single hair on his head. The doctor told him there are three ways before you.
1. Try acupuncture... It will be painful and I can`t guarantee you...

This guy went to hospital for a circumcision, but because of a mix up, he ended up having a complete sex change. All of the doctors and nurses had gathered around his bed as he was...

I was due for an appointment with the gynecologist later in the week. Early one morning, I received a call from the doctor's office to tell me that I had been rescheduled for...

During her annual checkup, the well-constructed miss was asked to disrobe and climb onto the examining table.
"Doctor," she replied shyly, "I just can`t undress...

A woman visits her physician. After waiting for a while it`s finally her turn. She enters the doctors` office and sits down.
The PhD asks her, "Well, what can I do for you...

After having their 11th child, a Pathan couple decided that enough is enough, as they couldn`t afford a larger bed. So the husband went to his doctor and told him that he and his wife didn`t want to have any more children...

A woman in her fifties went to see a plastic surgeon.

"What can you do for me?" she asked...

This is a short story written by Dr Kishore Shah... he is a gynaecologist in Pune and a very gifted writer... enjoy this extremely funny story...

A guy goes to a female dentist to have a tooth extracted. She pulled out a large syringe to give an anesthetic shot...