A nurse was on duty in the Emergency Room when a young woman with purple hair styled into a punk rocker Mohawk, sporting a variety of tattoos, and wearing strange clothing, entered. It was quickly determined...
Joining a new company, Dave had to take a physical with the company doctor. All the tests came out fine but, after a brief hesitation, the doctor noted that Dave had the smallest penis he`d ever seen....
An old woman was taken to a gynecologist for the very first time, and of course the gynecologist was a very young and handsome fellow. The doctor was very thorough in his examination, and of course the old woman...
A guy walked into the doctor`s office for an appointment. "Would you like to tell me your problem?" the pretty receptionist asked.
"I`ll need the information for the doctor...
A vet received a phone call very late one Saturday night. "Please come quick," a very agitated voice on the other end said. "My dog has swallowed a condom."
"Is he in distress?" the vet asked..
A young married couple has difficulties conceiving a baby, so after a while the wife consults her doctor, who recommends the minor of three possible operations. The operation is performed, but a month later...
A man had an accident, so he was rushed to the hospital. The doctor had to perform an instant operation, due to his injuries. The man was wounded on the face and a deep scar was formed on his skin, but under his bushy...
While in China, a man is very sexually promiscuous and does not use a condom all the time. A week after arriving back home in the States, he awakes one morning to find his penis covered with bright green and purple spots...
The nurse approached him, smiling. "The labor is going great," she said. "Wouldn`t you like to come in?"
"Oh, no," the man shook his head. The nurse returned to the mother`s side, and the labor progressed smoothly...
A prostitute went to visit a colleague in the hospital just before she was about to have a heart transplant. The woman, concerned about her friend`s welfare, went up to the surgeon who was going to perform...