Heart Transplant Surgery
A prostitute went to visit a colleague in the hospital just before she was about to have a heart transplant. The woman, concerned about her friend`s welfare, went up to the surgeon who was going to perform...
No Breast Milk
She was beautiful, blonde and buxom - a perfect specimen of womanhood - with a small baby in her arms. He was in his first day in private practice, eager to show he knew all about everything. "What`s seems to be the problem...
Ring Around The Penis
Two very nervous men got to talking in the doctor`s waiting room. They discovered they had similar symptoms: one had a red ring around the base of his penis and the other one had a green ring....
Nymphomaniac Wife
Bob took his nymphomaniac wife to the doctor for treatment. "This Is one hot potato of a lady, Doctor," he said. "Maybe you can do something for her? She goes for any man, and I get very jealous...
How Condoms are Made
My dentist shared a good one with me on Thursday. He recounts how he was sharing this story with an elderly lady, just as he was putting on his rubber gloves. "Do you know how they make these rubber gloves...
Self-medication is Dangerous
A doctor drives by a small town. He stops at a gas station and notices there is no one there. A little kid passes by and tells him the gas station is closed because everyone is a the funeral of the owner`s daughter...
Black Testicles!!!
A man is lying in bed in the hospital with an oxygen mask over his mouth. a young nurse appears to sponge his hands and feet. "Nurse," he mumbles from behind the mask, "are my testicles black...
I Feel Guilty
Sherryl, a pert and pretty nurse took her troubles to a resident psychiatrist in the hospital where she worked. "Doctor, you must help me," she pleaded. "It`s got so that every time I date one of the young doctors here...
Tharki Trainee Surgeon
A young trainee surgeon asks his Prof, "Sir, why does not my ability evolve. I don`t seem to be getting confident at the job?"
And the Prof patiently answers, "Son, have you seen the hot nurses...
Watermelon Clit
During an international gynecology conference, an English doctor and a French doctor were discussing unusual cases they had treated recently. "Only last week," the Frenchman said, "a woman came to see me with a clitoris...
