Mature Jokes



Artificial Insemination

After considerable soul searching and having determined that the husband was infertile, the childless couple decided to give artificial insemination a try. When the woman arrived at the clinic, she was told to undress...

Doggie Style

An 80 yr old man just got married with a young wife. Fearing with all the sex that he is having with his new bride, he seeks Doctor`s advice on the best way to deal with it.
Oldman: Doctor, I am 80 an...

What's a Phallus?

Rose had come to see Dr. Hardy. When the psychiatrist began using sexual terms, she interrupted, "Wait, what is a phallic symbol?"
"A phallic symbol," explained Hardy, "represents the phallus...

Medication Error

A man was suffering from a stomach ache, so he told his wife who suggested he try the tablets the doctor had given her for a similar pain. After taking his wife`s tablets for a week, the pain disappeared but...

A Forgetful Fresher

Anyone who`s ever been to a "teaching hospital" knows to expect a group of students to descend upon them at any time. At one such hospital, in the recovery room, a bunch of students gathered around a beautiful blonde...

Malnourished Kid

A lady marched into the doctors office with a tiny miserable baby that was howling at the top of its lungs and demanded, "Do something about this baby." After a quick examination, the doctor realized the baby was malnourished...

Rings Around The Penis

Two very nervous men got to talking in the doctor`s waiting room. They discovered they had similar symptoms: one had a red ring around the base of his penis and the other one had a green ring. The fellow with the red ring...

How to Treat Discharge?

Mrs. Cohn went to see her doctor. When he inquired about her complaint she replied that she suffered from a discharge. He said, "Get undressed, Mrs. Cohn, and lie down on the examining table...

Special Bra for Large Breasts

A woman went to a plastic surgeon because she wanted bigger breasts. The doctor gave her the choice of either having expensive implant surgery or wearing a special bra. The doctor explained, "When you flap your arms...

Not Getting Pregnant!

In a small rural town the local doctor is known for his abrupt bed-side manners. His last appointment for the Friday afternoon shows up a bit late, and he is more agitated than normally...