After considerable soul searching and having determined that the husband was infertile, the childless couple decided to give artificial insemination a try. When the woman arrived at the clinic, she was told to undress...
An 80 yr old man just got married with a young wife. Fearing with all the sex that he is having with his new bride, he seeks Doctor`s advice on the best way to deal with it.
Oldman: Doctor, I am 80 an...
Rose had come to see Dr. Hardy. When the psychiatrist began using sexual terms, she interrupted, "Wait, what is a phallic symbol?"
"A phallic symbol," explained Hardy, "represents the phallus...
A man was suffering from a stomach ache, so he told his wife who suggested he try the tablets the doctor had given her for a similar pain. After taking his wife`s tablets for a week, the pain disappeared but...
Anyone who`s ever been to a "teaching hospital" knows to expect a group of students to descend upon them at any time. At one such hospital, in the recovery room, a bunch of students gathered around a beautiful blonde...
A lady marched into the doctors office with a tiny miserable baby that was howling at the top of its lungs and demanded, "Do something about this baby." After a quick examination, the doctor realized the baby was malnourished...
Two very nervous men got to talking in the doctor`s waiting room. They discovered they had similar symptoms: one had a red ring around the base of his penis and the other one had a green ring. The fellow with the red ring...
Mrs. Cohn went to see her doctor. When he inquired about her complaint she replied that she suffered from a discharge. He said, "Get undressed, Mrs. Cohn, and lie down on the examining table...
A woman went to a plastic surgeon because she wanted bigger breasts. The doctor gave her the choice of either having expensive implant surgery or wearing a special bra. The doctor explained, "When you flap your arms...
In a small rural town the local doctor is known for his abrupt bed-side manners. His last appointment for the Friday afternoon shows up a bit late, and he is more agitated than normally...