Mature Jokes

A man and a woman were waiting at the hospital donation center. Man, "What are you doing here today?"
Woman, "Oh, I'm here to donate...

A very sexually active woman tells her plastic surgeon that she wants her vaginal lips reduced in size because they were loose and flapping...

A woman goes to the doctor's office and says to him. "Doctor, I've got a strange problem I need your opinion on."
"Could you describe the symptoms...

The queen was visiting a hospital and she stopped by one of the beds to speak to the man lying in the bed. "What is wrong with you?" she asked the man...

One hot July day we found this old straggly cat at our door. She was a sorry site. Starving, dirty, smelled terrible, skinny and hair all matted down. We felt sorry...

A young husband comes home one night, and his wife throws her arms around his neck: "Darling, I have great news: I'm a month overdue. I think we're going to have a baby...

The greatest truck driver in the world was driving along a country lane late one night when his truck broke down. All he could see was a faint light in the distance...

One dismal rainy night, a taxi driver spotted an arm waving from the shadows of an alley halfway down the block. Even before he rolled to a stop at the curb, a figure leaped into...

A guy goes to the doctor and says, "I got this sex problem, doc".
"Well", says the quack, "Tell me about your average day".
"Well, it all starts in the middle of the night...

One day a man walked into the doctor's office to find out the results of his annual check up. "I'm not going to beat around the bush Mr. Smith,...