Donation Center
A man and a woman were waiting in line at the hospital donation center. Man, "What are you doing here today?" Woman, "Oh, I'm here to donate some blood...
Tonsils Surgery
A young boy of four was going into hospital to have his tonsils removed. He told his playmate I'll be gone for awhile I have to have surgery. On the day he was admitted...
Crazy Patient
An old man, Mr. Smith, was living the last of his life in a nursing home. One day, he appeared to be very sad and depressed. Nurse Nancy asked if there was anything wrong...
Orgasmic Sneeze
A man and a woman are riding next to each other in first class. The man sneezes, pulls out his wang and wipes the tip off. The woman can't believe what she just saw and decides she...
Stinking Lady
A woman visits her physician. After waiting for a while it's finally her turn. She enters the doctors' office and sits down. The doctor asks her...
Money Back
Two deaf guys are trying to buy some condoms, but the pharmacist does not read sign. Frustrated they go outside to figure out a way to make him understand what they...
Nymphomaniac
Joe took his nymphomaniac wife to the doctor for treatment. "This is one hot potato of a lady, Doctor," he said. "Maybe you can do something for her? She goes for any...
Crossed Legs!
An army private went to see the Medical Captain for a new pair of glasses. The Captain looked in his book of record and said, "But you just got a new pair last month...
Hot Nurses
The victim of an awful automobile accident was pronounced dead on arrival at the hospital, and the emergency nurse was ordered to prepare the body for...
AIDS Test
This Faggot goes to the doctor and him to test him for AIDS. A week later he goes back and the doctor confirms his worst fears - the tests showed...
