A young boy of four was going into hospital to have his tonsils removed. He told his playmate I'll be gone for awhile I have to have surgery. On the day he was admitted...
An old man, Mr. Smith, was living the last of his life in a nursing home. One day, he appeared to be very sad and depressed. Nurse Nancy asked if there was anything wrong...
A man and a woman are riding next to each other in first class. The man sneezes, pulls out his wang and wipes the tip off. The woman can't believe what she just saw and decides she...
A woman visits her physician. After waiting for a while it's finally her turn. She enters the doctors' office and sits down. The doctor asks her...
Two deaf guys are trying to buy some condoms, but the pharmacist does not read sign. Frustrated they go outside to figure out a way to make him understand what they...
Joe took his nymphomaniac wife to the doctor for treatment. "This is one hot potato of a lady, Doctor," he said. "Maybe you can do something for her? She goes for any...
An army private went to see the Medical Captain for a new pair of glasses. The Captain looked in his book of record and said, "But you just got a new pair last month...
The victim of an awful automobile accident was pronounced dead on arrival at the hospital, and the emergency nurse was ordered to prepare the body for...
This Faggot goes to the doctor and him to test him for AIDS. A week later he goes back and the doctor confirms his worst fears - the tests showed...
Santa decides to go his high school's 25-year reunion. Having not seen anyone in fifteen years he's very curious as to who might show up. When he gets there he...