Old Sweetheart
Santa decides to go his high school's 25-year reunion. Having not seen anyone in fifteen years he's very curious as to who might show up. When he gets there he...
Private Tattoos
A nurse was on duty in the Emergency Room, when a young woman with purple hair styled into a punk rocker Mohawk, sporting a variety of tattoos, and wearing strange clothing, entered...
Generic Viagra
In pharmacology, all drugs have two names, a trade name and a generic name.
For example, the trade name of Tylenol has a generic name of acetaminophen. Aleve is also called...
The Facelift
A plastic surgeon invented a radical new face lift procedure and was explaining it to a prospective patient.
He told her, 'I'll install a special screw in the top of your skull. Your hair will...
Pelvic examination
A young lesbian goes to her gynecologist for her yearly pelvic examination. She puts on the paper gown and awaits him to come into...
Deep roots
The dentist was striving to extract a tooth, but every time he got ready to proceed, the patient clamped his jaws.
At last, he took his assistant aside and told her...
Six inches long
Researchers released a list of foods and activities to help combat osteoporosis, the dread disorder that leaches calcium from the bones as people age.
The distinguished lead scientist mounts...
Gynecologist
A Cardiologist died and they're having his funeral. The coffin was placed in front of a huge heart.
When the priest finished with the sermon and after everyone said their...
Deep root!
The dentist was striving to extract a tooth, but every time he got ready to proceed, the patient clamped his jaws.
At last, he took his assistant aside and told her at the very moment he poised the forceps, to give the patient...
Antidote
The wife of an older man is distraught because her husband's um... little sailor can't salute anymore. She goes to her local doctor and explains the situation and the doctor just feels plain bad for her.
The doctor thinks for a little bit, turns to the woman and says...
