Mature Jokes

A lady was in the delivery room starting to deliver her baby. As it made its appearance it was dark and had an afro.
The doctor said, 'Ma'am, have you ever...

A prostitute went to visit a colleague in the hospital just before she was about to have a heart transplant.
The woman, concerned about her friend's welfare, went up to the surgeon who was...

One day, a painter found himself short of help and went to the unemployment office to hire someone for the day.
When he arrived, they didn't have any painters available, but they did have a gynecologist there. He reluctantly took him...

A biology major was taking a cell biology course. The task of the day was examining epitheleal cheek cells under a microscope.
They had to scrape the inside of their mouths with a toothpick and make a slide from it and...

Alicia and Joe were two residents of a nursing home who had been carrying on a love affair. They were both 90 years old and wheelchair bound.
Every night, they would meet in the TV room...

An old man, Mr. Jack, resided in a nursing home. One day he went into the nurses' office and informed Nurse Jones that his penis died.
Nurse Jones, realizing...

A man was visiting his wife in hospital where she has been in a coma for several years. On this visit, he decides to rub her left breast instead of just talking to her. On doing this, she lets out a sigh.
The man runs out and...

George has an operation on his neck, so he has to be force-fed through his ass.
At mealtime, the nurse rolls in a big feeding machine, attaches one end of a tube to the machine, and shoves the other end far up George's ass.
After a few days of the force-feeding...

The gynaecologist thought it would be a good idea to expand his skills in the field of car maintenance and enrolled for a course to be trained as a mechanic. After completing the course, everyone had to take a practical exam.
When the exam results were posted, the other students were very upset to see...