Blood transfusion!
The victim of an awful automobile accident was pronounced dead on arrival at the hospital, and the emergency nurse was ordered to prepare the body for the undertaker. Removing his clothes, she discovered that the young man had died with the most massive erection she had ever seen.
Unable to take her eyes off it, she finally yielded to temptation, took off her...
Normal sex life!
When the surgeon came to see his young patient on the day after her operation, Jennifer was slightly embarrassed.
So, the doctor asked 'What's wrong?'
'Well this is a bit embarassing for me,' she replied, 'but...
Wrong finger!!!
'Are You Paying Attention?'
A professor is giving the first year medical students their first lecture on autopsies, and decides to give them a few basics before starting.
'You must be capable of two things to do a...
Crossed legs!
An army soldier went to see the Medical Captain for a new pair of glasses.
The Captain looked in his book of record and said, 'But you just got a new pair last month!'
'Yes sir, b.. b.. but I got them b..broken in an...
Rusty old thing!
This old man in his eighties got up and was putting on his coat.
His wife said, 'Where are you going ?'
He said, 'I'm going to the doctor.'
And she said, 'Why? Are you sick?'
'No,' he said. 'I'm going to get me some of those new Viagra...
AIDS cure!
A man walks in to a doctors office and says, 'Doctor you must help me. I have AIDS.'
The doctor replies, 'Are you gay?'
The man answers, Yes.'
The doctor says, 'I think I can help. Go to the grocery store, buy a...
Running motor!
There was a 80 year-old man that married a 21 year-old woman. A year later the woman had a baby and the doctor came out and told the old man that he was the father of a 9lb 8oz baby boy.
The old man replied, 'This old motor is still a' running.'
Next year his wife had another baby and the doctor came out and told...
Taste buds!
In a biology class, the professor was discussing the high glucose levels found in semen.
A young female raised her hand and asked, 'If I understand, you're saying there is a lot of glucose, as in sugar, in male semen?'
'That's...
Dyslexic nurse
Two doctors in practice in a small country clinic had to hire a new nurse when the one they had won the lottery and quit. They interviewed Nurse Rosy and decided to hire her.
She had only worked two days when one doctor called the other to his office and said that they would have to let Nurse...
Sterile?!?
A doctor had just delivered twins. They were a boy and a girl. The head nurse brought them out for their father to see.
He could hardly believe his good fortune. The girl baby had a pink blanket wrapped around her and the boy baby was enclosed in a blue blanket.
He took one step forward jus...
