Veterinarian !
A doctor had just finished a marathon sex session with one of his patients. He was resting afterwards and was feeling a bit guilty because he thought it wasn`t really ethical to screw one of his patients.
However...
Psychiatrist`s Office
Three woman and their children were outside their psychiatrist`s office. The wily old doctor was able to diagnose any complaint after asking the patient a few questions.
The first woman went in and the doctor asked her a few questions and proclaimed...
Deal !
A very handsome young man went into a pharmacy and asked to talk to a male pharmacist. The woman he was talking to said that she was the pharmacist and that she and her sister owned the store, so there were no males employed there. She then asked if...
Eye surgeon !
In the prime of her career, a world famous painter started to lose her eyesight. Fearful that she might lose her life as a painter, she went to see the best eye surgeon in the world. After several weeks of...
Psychotherapist......
A psychotherapist, starting from scratch, was having such success in his business that he could now afford to have a proper shop banner advertising his wares. So he told a kid to paint the sign board for him and...
Gynecologist !
An eye-doctor was having his 45th birthday and had gathered lots of friends and family in his house. His wife had made him a surprise cake and led her husband blindfolded to a table where the cake was placed.
Eagerly, the doctor removed and...
A Night of Fun
One night a man and a woman meet in a bar and knock back a few beers. After about an hour, the man says to the woman:
'Hey, how about we go back to my place for...
Serious Side Effects!
A woman went to her doctor for a follow-up visit after the doctor had prescribed testosterone for her. She was a little worried about...
Bad breath !
A woman complained to her veterinarian that her dog would start humping hereverytime he came into the house.
'Is there anything you can do?' she asked. The doctor said...
New Ears !!
A woman goes to her doctor and says she wants an operation because her vagina lips are much too large. She asks the doctor to keep the operation a secret as she`s embarrassed and doesn`t want anyone to find out. The doctor agrees.
She wakes up from her operation and finds...
