Breast Feeding !
A woman and a baby come into the doctor`s office. She is taken into an examining room and waits for the doctor. After arriving there, the doctor examines the baby, and finds him not gaining much weight and asks the woman, 'Well, strip down to your waist...
Blue Balls !!!
A man visits his doctor. 'I think I have a problem, doc,' said the patient. 'One of my balls has turned blue.'
The doctor examined the man briefly and concluded the patient would die if they didn`t have his testicle...
Wrong Way !!
A man`s wife had been in a coma for several days following a particularly nasty knock on the head. As usual, one of the nurses in the hospital was giving her a wash in bed. As she washed down the woman`s body, she sponged her pubic hair. Out of the corner of her eye she thought she had...
Serious Medical Condition !!
Prime Minister was visiting one of finest hospitals and during his tour of the wards, he passed a room where one of the male patients was masturbating. 'Oh God,' said the PM, 'that`s disgraceful, what is the meaning of this?' The doctor leading the tour explains...
Charlie in Chicago
In a mental institution a nurse walks into a room and sees a patient acting like he`s driving a car.
The nurse asks him, 'Charlie, what are you doing?' Charlie replied...
The Dentist !!!
she was a little nervous, so he began to tell her a story as he was putting on his surgical gloves...'Do you know how they make these rubber gloves?' She said...
Heart transplant !!!
A prostitute went to visit a colleague in the hospital just before the colleague was about to have a heart transplant. The woman, concerned about her friend`s welfare, went up to the surgeon who was going to perform the operation and said...
A New Intern!!
A new intern is getting a tour of the hospital he is working in. The intern walks past a room where a man is vigorously masturbating nonstop. The intern asks the doctor: Why that man was doing such a thing out in the open...
Operation Theatre!!
A beautiful young girl is about to undergo a minor operation. She`s laid on a trolley bed by a lady in a white dress and brought to the corridor. Before they enter the room she leaves her behind the theatre door to go in and...
Old age woes!
A 75 year old woman went to the doctor for a check-up. The doctor told her she needed more activity and recommended sex three times a week. She said to the doctor: 'Please, tell my husband.'
The doctor goes out in the waiting room and tells...
