An order of spaghetti !
A doctor was having an affair with his nurse. Shortly afterward, she told him she was pregnant. Not wanting his wife to know, he gave the nurse a sum of money and asked her to go to Italy and have the baby there.
``But how will I let you know the baby...
An old practice!
An attractive young girl, chaperoned by an ugly old lady, entered the doctor`s office. 'We have come for an examination,' said the young girl.
'Alright,' said the doctor. 'Go behind that pulled curtain...
Practical advice!
A man comes to the doctor with a long history of migraine headaches. When the doctor does his history and physical, he discovers that his poor patient has had practically every therapy known to man for his migraines and STILL...
What the doc is doing?
A beautfiul woman walks into a doctors office and the doctor is awestruck. All his professionalism goes out the window. He tells her to take off her pants and he starts rubbing her thighs. He says 'Do you know what I am...
Strange addiction!
A man went to his doctor, seeking help for his terrible addiction to cigars. The doctor was quite familiar with his very compulsive patient, so recommended an unusual and quite drastic form of aversion therapy.
'When you go to bed tonight, take one of your cigars, unwrap...
Little mercies!
There was a world famous painter who, in the prime of her career, started losing her eyesight. She went to see the best eye surgeon in the world. After several weeks of delicate surgery and therapy, her eyesight was restored.
The painter was so grateful she decided to show her gratitude by repainting...
Total professional!
A gynecologist was getting tired of his job and decided to switch careers. He`d always enjoyed tinkering with engines, so he enrolled in a school for auto mechanics and when...
Monkey implant!
A man who suffered from impotence went to see a doctor, who gave him a monkey gland implant, which worked...
Mix up!
Mr. Smith went to the Doctor`s office to collect his wife`s test results.
Receptionist: 'I`m sorry, sir, but there has been a bit of a mix-up and we have a problem. When we sent the samples from your wife to the lab, the samples from another Mrs. Smith were sent as well and we are now..
Sweet Semen ???
A biology professor is discussing the high glucose levels found in human semen. A female student raises her hand and says, 'Glucose is raw sugar. Why doesn`t it...
