Flat Chest??
A flat-chested girl with limited funds went to a surgeon to get her breasts enlarged. The surgeon performed the cheapest procedure possible, which entailed the girl flapping her arms up and down to enlarge...
The whole echo!
A prostitute went to see a doctor...
Prostitute : Doctor I have a big hole, is there any way to tighten it?My business is going down slope.
Doctor : Undress and let me examine...
Permanent erection
A man went into a pharmacy and asked to talk to a male pharmacist.
The woman he was talking to said that she was the pharmacist and that she and her sister owned the store, so there were no males employed...
By popular demand...
One day, after a man had his annual physical, the doctor came out and said, 'You had a great checkup. Is there anything that you`d like to talk about...
Prenatal checkup
There were three women who were at the gynecologist having prenatal checkups. The doctor asked the first woman 'in what position was the baby conceived ?''He was on...
What size?
Two old ladies are standing at a bus station and one of them is smoking.
Suddenly it starts raining so the smoking one takes out a condom from her purse, cuts the edge off and...
KY jelly
A man with a bad stomach complaint goes to his local doctor and asks him what he can do.
The doctor replies that the illness is quite serious but can be cured with a small course of two suppositories inserted up his ass.
Jiffy Boobs!
Owing to the advance in medical technology, surgicaltechnique and the fact that silicone breast implants havebeen determined to be perfectly safe, a California cosmeticsurgery practice is opening a new office where breastaugmentation surgery is done on an outpatient basis in about30 minutes.
Gas problem!
A little old lady goes to the doctor and says, 'Doctor I have this problem with gas, but it really doesn`t bother me too much. They never smell and are always silent. In fact I`ve farted at least 20 times since I`ve been here in your office. You didn`t know I was farting because they didn`t smell and were silent.'
This two timing thing !
A married couple went to the hospital together to have their baby delivered. Upon their arrival, the doctor said he had invented a new machine that would transfer a portion of the mother`s labor pain to the father. He asked if they were willing to...
