Breast fed or bottle fed !
A woman and a baby came into the doctor`s office. She was told to go into a room and wait for the doctor. He examines the baby and asks the woman, 'Is he breast...
Surgery Room
A beautiful young girl is about to undergo a minor operation. She`s laid on a rolling bed by the nurse and brought to the corridor. Before they enter the room, the nurse leaves her behind the surgery room door and...
The signboard!
A psychotherapist, starting from scratch, was having such success in his business that he could now afford to have a proper shop banner advertising his wares. So he told a kid to paint the sign board for him & put it above his shop entrance.
But, instead of his business building up, it began...
Loss ??
A streetwalker was visiting her doctor for a regular check-up. 'Any specific problems you should tell me about?' the doctor asked.'Well, I have noticed that it bleeds for hours after...
Examination !!!!
An attractive young girl, chaperoned by an ugly old crone, entered the doctor s office.'We have come for an...
Diagnosis:
A young doctor had moved out to a small community to replace a doctor who was retiring. The older gent suggested the young one accompany him on his rounds so the community could become used to a new doctor.
At the first house a woman complained...
Better Health Plan...
The Queen of England was visiting one of Canada’s top hospitals, and during her tour of the floors she passed a room where a male patient was masturbating. 'Oh my God', said the Queen, 'that is disgraceful, what is the meaning of this?' The Doctor leading the tour explains...
Reviving his Wife
A man`s wife had been in a coma for several days following a particularly nasty knock on the head. As usual, one of the nurses in the hospital was giving her a wash in bed. As she washed down the woman`s body, she sponged her pubic hair and...
The Facelift
A lady goes to the doctor to see about getting a facelift. 'Well, says the doctor, 'I can do the facelift, and then you will have to come back in six months for a...
Adjustment
This woman goes into a dentist`s office, and after he is through examining her he says: 'I am sorry to tell you this, but I am going to have to drill a tooth.' The woman then says...
