Mature Jokes

Mary: You`ll love this story from my friend who works in the ER.
Janet: What happened?
Mary: A woman came in with a cell phone shoved up her ass...

As you lie back your muscles tighten. You put him off for a while searching for an excuse, but he refuses to be swayed as he approaches you. He asks if you`re afraid and you shake your...

The doctor had just completed his examination of the gorgeous red-haired beauty.
"I would suggest to you, young lady," began the doctor, as he regained some of his...

A doctor wanted to get off work and go hunting, so he approached his assistant.
"Paddy, I am going hunting tomorrow. I don`t want to close the clinic. I want you to take care...

A gay guy falls in love with a proctologist. He goes to the proctologist`s office and says that he has an obstruction. So the proctologist sticks his hand up the guy`s ass but...

Praful Bhai was suffering from a terrible headache, so he went to see his doctor, a young, recent Bihari medical graduate.
The young Bihari doctor listened to him carefully and told him...

A woman was very distraught at the fact that she had not had a date or any sex in quite sometime. She was afraid that there might be something wrong with her, so she decided to...

A woman was in a coma. She had been in it for months. The nurses were in her room giving her a bed bath. One was washing her private area and noticed that there was a slight response...

This guy took his nymphomaniac wife to the sex therapist for treatment.
"This is one hot potato of a lady, doctor," he said, "Maybe you can do...

At a medical convention, a male and female doctor started eyeing each other. The male doctor asked her to dinner and she accepted. As they sat down at the restaurant, she excused herself to wash...