A hippy walks into a Bar and Grill. The waiter comes up to him and asks him if he wants anything. So the hippy says, "Yeah, a cheeseburger not too well done, not to rare, but right...
119 People Quarantined In A Brothel In Spain. Of all the places to be quarantined, a brothel in Valencia, Spain, might not be the worst. You`ve got booze, you`ve likely got a small buffet...
A glamorous actress, whose best days were behind her, began finding herself without male companionship several evenings a week. To help pass the time--and perhaps catch a live one - she decided to attend one...
Groucho Marx supposedly got the hook while hosting a live broadcast of his famous TV quiz show, You Bet Your Life. As this micro-legend has it, Groucho was small-talking with a female contestant when the...
There once was a man who owned a sausage factory, and he was showing his arrogant preppy son around his factory. Try as he might to impress his snobbish son, his son would just sneer. They approached the heart...
It`s 3am, and a man is driving his brand new BMW M3 down the N1 at 240km/h. He`s two minutes away from home when he sees a car on the side of the road, on its roof, and flames all around. There` s no one else in the area...
A young journalism graduate from Cheshire had gone to work for the Liverpool Echo. His first assignment was to write a brief human interest story. An idea came to him and he returned to one of the most remote area...
A boy walks up to his dad and ask him, "Dad what is that thing between a girls legs that has hair on it?"
His dad said, "Well son that is called a vagina."
His son thought about that for a minute and then...
Tom was in Las Vegas gambling and having a run of bad luck. He lost all his money and was now waiting for his bank to wire him some more. He was on his way up to his hotel room when he meets a beautiful hooker...
A guy goes for a Job in a Timber Wholesalers, The interviewer asks him what experience he has, to which he replies, "I`ve been in the trade for so long, I can identify any wood just by it`s smell..