First Date
Brad had a blind date with Ashley for the prom and, as the evening progressed, he found himself attracted to her more and more.
After some really passionate...
Farmer's confession
Farmer Brown had been screwing one of his sheep for 5 years, when all of a sudden he was hit by pangs of conscience...
What's in a name?
A woman arrived at a party. While scanning the guests, she spotted an attractive man standing alone.
She approached him, smiled and said...
A couple of stiff ones
A cop saw a car weaving all over the road and pulled it over. He walked up to the car and saw a nice-looking woman behind the wheel. There was a strong smell of liquor...
Armed Robbery
A bartender is getting ready to close for the night when a robber bursts in and pulls a gun.
"This is a stickup!" He yells. "Put all your dough in a bag...
One Last Time
An old man goes to the brothel to feel good for the last time. the matron leads him to a young appetizing girl ready for anything.
"Dude, undress so we can get down to...
First Day Out
A guy gets out of the V.D. Hospital and decides to a hire a hooker, since he's been without for so long.
Before long, he brings one home, and they have sex four times...
Involuntary Muscular Contractions
A professor at the University of Sydney was giving a lecture on 'Involuntary Muscular Contractions' to his first year medical students. Realizing this was not...
Chinese Sex
A Chinese man arranges for a hooker to come to his room for the evening. Once in the room they undress, climb into bed, and go at it. When finished, the Chinese...
The Jewish Samurai
In days long past, a Chinese emperor needed a new samurai to be his personal bodyguard. He sent out a message to all the lands summoning the best warriors to his court in three years time...
