Mature Jokes

A man and a woman are sitting next to each other in first class on a plane. The woman sneezes, then takes a tissue and gently wipes it between her legs. The man isn't sure...

A man is in a hotel lobby. He wants to ask the clerk a question. As he turns to go to the front desk, he accidentally bumps into a woman...

She married and had 13 children.
Her husband died. She married again and had 7 more children.
Again, Her husband died. But, she remarried...

Brad had a blind date with Ashley for the prom and, as the evening progressed, he found himself attracted to her more and more.
After some really passionate...

Farmer Brown had been screwing one of his sheep for 5 years, when all of a sudden he was hit by pangs of conscience...

A woman arrived at a party. While scanning the guests, she spotted an attractive man standing alone.
She approached him, smiled and said...

A cop saw a car weaving all over the road and pulled it over. He walked up to the car and saw a nice-looking woman behind the wheel. There was a strong smell of liquor...

A bartender is getting ready to close for the night when a robber bursts in and pulls a gun.
"This is a stickup!" He yells. "Put all your dough in a bag...

An old man goes to the brothel to feel good for the last time. the matron leads him to a young appetizing girl ready for anything.
"Dude, undress so we can get down to...

A guy gets out of the V.D. Hospital and decides to a hire a hooker, since he's been without for so long.
Before long, he brings one home, and they have sex four times...