Mature Jokes


Human Sexuality

While teaching a course in human sexuality, a lecturer was discussing the results published in a recent report. Her pupils gasped aloud when she explained that one woman had...

Wonder Woman

At the end of a long crime-fighting day, Superman decides he needs to relax for a few hours, so he rings Spiderman to see if he'd like to go out for a drink. Spiderman replies...

Open Wider!

There was a couple going at it for the first time, and after a while, the guy asks the woman to open her legs a little wider. She does and they continue...

Orgasmic Sneeze

A man, sitting next to a woman on a jet, suddenly sneezes. Unexpectedly, he unzips his pants and wipes the end of his penis off with his handkerchief. He then zips...

Hair Fragrance

Every day at the office, a male co-worker walks up very close to a lady standing at the coffee machine, inhales a big breath of air and tells her that her hair...

Toaster Refund

Okay, so this lady goes into a shop and tells the clerk she wants a refund for the toaster she bought because it doesn't work. The clerk tells her that he can't give her...

Triple Filter Test

In ancient Greece, Socrates was reputed to hold knowledge in high esteem. One day an acquaintance met the great philosopher and said, "Socrates, do you know what I just heard about...

Screw all Night

It's the spring of 1957 and Joe goes to pick up his date, Peggy. Joe is a pretty hip guy with his own car and a ducktail hairdo. When he goes to the front door...

Two Old Ladies

It was a small town and the patrolman was making his evening rounds. As he was checking a used car lot, he came upon two little old ladies sitting in a used...

Dirty Gestures

Once upon a time, there was a bridge between an American held territory and a Polish Country. An American soldier was assigned to walk and guard the bridge, so did the...

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