Mature Jokes

In my parish our priest died so, a week or two later a very young, new priest came to stand in for a while. As he didn`t quite know what he was doing he had to have instruction books on everything - mass, communion, weddings...

The attractive young woman was about to go to bed with her blind date when she burst into tears. "I`m afraid you`ll get the wrong idea about me," she said between sobs. "I`m really not that kind of girl...

To celebrate their 50th wedding anniversary, an elderly couple booked the honeymoon suite at a posh hotel.

As the bellboy was taking their luggage to the suite, he thought to himself, "At their age, they`re...

Upon arriving home, a husband was met at the door by his sobbing wife. Tearfully she explained, "It`s the druggist. He insulted me terribly this morning on the phone."
Immediately the husband drove downtown...

Two women are hiking in the woods. After an hour or so, they come to a stream. Unable to cross, they decide to walk along the stream and look for a narrower place. Fortunately they come to an old bridge spanning the stream...

This should once again confirm that the most important information in your life won`t come from a teacher, the library or the Internet, but from a mentor, and on a very personal level. My long-passed grandfather...

A man is walking around the streets of the city one day when he spies an old friend of his from college. "George!" he yells. "I haven`t seen you in ages! How have you been?"
"Well, I am the Clarinet player for...

Q: Striped BRA?
Ze*BRA*
Q: Poisonous BRA?
Co*BRA*
Q: Mathematical BRA...

An upset man Goes to a Sex Therapist. Man: Doc, you Gotta help me. Please!
Doc: Sure Dude. What`s your problem?
Man: It goes like this. Every Morning I get up & give my wife Hot Sex. Then leave for office...

A drunk walks out of a bar with a key in his hand and he is stumbling back and forth. A cop on the beat sees him and approaches, "Can I help you sir?"
"Yessh! Ssssomebody ssstole my carrr...