Mature Jokes

It happened on the corner of Broadway and 47th Street. The girl leaned against the building, running her fingers through her bleached hair and smiling more than-casually at the male passers-by...

A roving reporter from the BBC was touring a remote part of the Scottish Highlands looking for material for a documentary about the way of life there.
REPORTER: Hello there, excuse me, I`m from the BBC and...

I want a man who`s handsome, smart and strong,
One who loves to listen long.
One who thinks before he speaks,
One who`ll call, not wait for weeks...

Two gay men decide to have a baby. They mix their sperm and have a surrogate mother artificially inseminated. When the baby is born, they rush to the hospital. Two dozen babies are in the ward...

An Englishman, a Frenchman, and a hillbilly all want to marry the farmer`s daughter. The farmer says, "Well, y`all got to prove how bad you want her. You gotta run across that there field...

A concerned patient asked the doctor if masturbation is harmful.
"Not usually," answered the doctor. "Not unless you do it too often."
"How about three times a day?" the patient asked...

There was this woman sitting on a park bench muttering to herself and spitting. She would mutter, then spit, mutter, then spit, she would say, "Damn, that sonofabitch can drive", then spit...

Two old ladies lived way out in the country, only going into town on Sundays for church. One Sunday, there was a strange pastor, a very handsome man, in the pulpit, preaching away quite merrily...

Salazar, the dictator who ruled Portugal for over 3 decades (1932-68) was also known for his wit and humor. At the beginning of the world war 2, Mussolini, a ruthless ruler of Italy wanted to know whether...

Grace and Martha were from a very prim and proper Eastern finishing school, and they were spending their vacation together in New York. On this particular afternoon, they had accepted an invitation from...