What's In The Name?
A company was looking to hire someone for an important position, so they interviewed dozens of applicants and narrowed their search down to three people. In an attempt to pick one of them, they decided to give...
Loan Payback Sex
A street-wise stunningly beautiful, well stacked blonde walked into a bank and asked to see the manager about a loan. When seated in his office, she said, "Look! Before we get started on this, I heard a story...
Stiff Neck
One day, Jimmy is walking home from school. When he gets home, he finds his grandpa sitting on the Porch without any pants on. So he goes up to his grandpa and says, "Grandpa, do you realize that...
Time To Turn Around
John swallowed a handful of blue stuff and paid a visit to a gorgeous young prostitute.
After two hours of exhausting great sex he says, "`Now you won`t see me for a while....
Sexually Unresponsive
Mac the sailor docked at New York after a frustrating three-month voyage. Unfortunately he`d lost most of his pay playing poker on board ship, so when he eventually found a lady of the night...
Dick in The Bush
Two Irish kids playing in a lane found a donkey who had died with a hard on. Being the mischievous kind of boys, they cut off the donkey`s dick and began brandishing it in the air. Just then...
Where to Hide Your Valuables
A middle aged guy and his teenage daughter were riding a motor bike and taking a shortcut through a darkened park when they were stopped by a gang of muggers. They searched them and took the guy`s wallet, his watch and...
A Well Hung Swimmer
Scene: The finish line of the famous Venice Canal swim race. A newspaper reporter is interviewing Pierre, who was favored to win the race. Reporter asks, "Pierre, you were favored to win today`s Venice Canal race by...
Love, Greek Style!
A man goes into a little neighborhood pub, and when he sits down, he notices a beautiful woman sitting at the other end of the bar. He waves to her, and much to his surprise, she winks back at him. It doesn`t take long...
Enter From the rear
I ran in to Bill the other day and he clearly looked very distraught. I asked him what was wrong. Bill said: As you know, I am looking for employment. I found an ad in the paper for a part in local dinner theater...
