The Wrong Room
Three old timers were relating their most exciting experiences. The first, a retired sheriff, described the terrifying excitement of a shoot-out with Bonnie and Clyde back in his younger days...
Tenants Say The Funniest Things
These are actual clips from British Council flat (apartment) tenants complaining to the Council about problems with their flats: My bush is really overgrown round the front and my back passage has fungus growing in it...
Coming Out Of The Closet
A gay man, finally deciding he could no longer hide his sexuality from his parents, went over to their house and found his mother in the kitchen cooking dinner. He sat down at the kitchen table, let out a big...
One Night Stand with a Fat Woman
A chap meets a fat lass at a disco. He chats her up, they get on well, so at the end of the evening she asks him back to her flat. He`s not too sure because she is a bit on the large side but he thinks what the hell...
Bragging Cowboys
Three cowboys, one from Texas, one from Kansas and one from Canada went into a bar bragging about who was the baddest of the three. The Texan said watch this and yelled at the barmaid...
To All Employees Who Work Overtime...
Oh husband, dear husband, I tremble with fear;
You`ve been on overtime almost all year;
And since you are gone till way late at night,
A good piece of ass seems way out of sight...
Australian Vacation
A gorgeous size 8 blonde from New York went to Australia for her vacation and booked into a VERY expensive hotel. She changed into her skimpy thong bikini, put on a fashionable beach shirt, beach hat, sunglasses, new sandals...
Amish Heat
An Amish woman and her daughter were riding in an old buggy one cold blustery day. The daughter said to her mother, "My hands are freezing cold." The mother replied, "Put them between your legs. Your body heat...
Life On The Moon
Shortly after his spaceship landed on the moon, the astronaut debarked and began exploring the strange new terrain. He had walked for only fifteen minutes when he came upon a lovely young moon girl...
Nude Sunbathing
The out-of-state couple are camping on the shores of a lake near a tiny hamlet. The young wife, stunningly built, decides to give the local town folk a thrill by sun bathing in the nude...
