Rainbow Condoms
A young buck went into a large store for a packet of rubbers. "Have you tried the rainbow ones?" asked the assistant, "We`ve got red ones, blue ones, green ones, orange ones, yellow ones, plus a few other...
Being Audited
A woman walks past three men in the office who are all bemoaning the fact they are about to be audited during the coming month.
Says the first guy with a groan, "I`m screwed...
Barber's Wife
A cowboy, from East Texas, who shall remain nameless, walked into a hotel barber shop, sat down in the barber`s chair and said, "I`ll have a shave and a shoe shine."
The barber began to lather his face and was sharpening...
Turn Around
Skinny little white guy goes into an elevator, looks up and sees this HUGE black guy standing next to him. The big guy sees the little guy staring, looks down and says: "7 feet tall, 350 pounds, 20 inch cock...
Sex, Super Sex and Love
Girl asks her mother: What is sex?
Mother: Sex is when you stop a car driven by a man who offers you a meal in a restaurant, and then you spend some time with him in the hotel room, sleep with him once, and then each one go...
Sex Position
Liz is pregnant, and is practically 9 months along. She goes to see her doctor for a routine check-up, but she is worried. She asks, "What if the baby starts coming, and I can`t get to the hospital in time...
The Right Girl
An Australian family is most concerned that their 30-year-old son is unmarried. So they call a marriage broker and ask her to find their son a good wife.
The broker comes over to their house and spends...
Hard Nipples
A cop saw a car weaving all over the road and pulled it over. He walked up to the car and saw a nice-looking woman behind the wheel. There was a strong smell liquor on her breath. He said...
What's in a Name?
Ishmael Nussbaum founded a tailor supply shop in New York and worked hard to grow it into a national company. As his two sons, Peter and Andrew, grew older and graduated from college; he brought them into...
Reincarnation
Jane was one of those UGLY women, so ugly it hurts. She never had a boyfriend so she went to a Psychic for help. "Honey," said the Psychic. "You will not have luck in love in this life. But, at the reincarnation, you will be...
