The Gay Test
A man named Gerry asked his doctor if there was a test to help him determine if he was gay. The Doctor said, "Yes, there is. Please pull down your pants."
Gerry pulled down his pants, the doctor grabbed...
Sex Research!
The Student to the Sex Researcher, "In my case," said the student to the sex researcher, "when I get it part way in, my vision blurs. And when it`s all the way in, I can`t see...
Wishful Thinking!
Two gay men are beach walking, holding hands when a beautiful woman passes them. She`s 5`10", 120 lbs, 38-24-36, wearing a string bikini with no tan lines...
A Perfectly Reasonable Explanation...
This woman is driving into a small town and slams on the brakes as a coyote runs across the road in front of her. Just as she regains her wits and gets ready to proceed, a cowboy runs...
Heaven or Hell?
An old lady dies and goes to heaven. She`s chatting it up with St. Peter at the Pearly Gates when all of a sudden she hears the most awful, blood curdling screams...
'Old' is when...
...your sweetie says, "Lets go upstairs and make love," and you answer, "Honey, I can`t do both!"
...your friends compliment you on your new...
Self Examination For Alzeimer's
It takes less than 15 seconds. If you are nearing 40 yrs... you SHOULD take this Alzheimer`s Test. How fast can you guess these words correctly and fill-in the blanks...
What Men & Women Really Mean When They Say...
What women say and what they really mean
1. Yes = No!
2. No = Yes!
3. Maybe = No
4. We need...
Taking a Woman to Bed
What is the difference between girls aged:
8, 18, 28, 38, 48, 58, 68, & 78 ?
At 8 - You take her to bed and tell her...
Orgasms.....
1. The Optimist - "Ahh ..... Oh Yes, Oh Yes, Oh Yes ..... Aaahhh ..... !"
2. The Pessimist...
