The New Greeter
After landing my new job as the greeter of a department store, a good find for many retirees, I lasted less than a day. Here`s what happened. About two hours into my first day on the job a very loud, decidedly unattractive, woman walked into the store along with her...
The Sheep Hearder
A young guy from the city goes out west to to stay with his sheep herder kin. Having no knowledge of sheep herding, his kin decided to take him along to move sheep from one valley to another...
The Price of a Woman in Texas
Back in the good ole days in Texas, when stage coaches and the like were popular, there were three people in a stage coach one day: a true red blooded born and raised Texas gentleman, a tenderfoot city slicker...
Negotiating Tactics
A dirty old man walks up to this voluptuously beautiful woman and says, "Would you sleep with me for 1 million dollars?"
"For 1 MILLION dollars, of course I would...
Are you a VIRGIN?
Joe had a blind date with Maria for the prom and, as the evening progressed, he found himself more and more attracted to her.
After some really passionate embracing, he said
Tribal Experiment!
A blonde couple was watching a documentary on the TV Channel about an African tribe whose men all had penises 24 inches long. When a male reaches a certain age, a string is tied around his penis and a weight is attached...
Shoe Crack!
Luigi walks to work 20 blocks everyday and passes a shoe store twice every day. Each day he stops and looks in the window to admire the Armani leather shoes. He wants those shoes so much... it`s all he can think about...
Murder Trial!
Murder Trial of a 94 year old lady.
Defense Attorney: Will you please state your age?
Old Lady: I am 94 years old.
Defense Attorney: Will you tell us, in your own words, what happened the night of...
Drop my daughter!
Employee: Sir, you called me?
Boss: Yeah,go to the rest room and masturbate.
Employee, after few minutes: Done sir...
