Mature Jokes

Banta Ki Shaadi Hui Aur Vo Apni Nayi Naveli Dulhan Ke Saath Suhaag Raat Manata Hai.
Preeto: Piche Nahi aage Dalte Hain.
Banta: Tuje Kaise pata?
Preeto: Mera dost Mere Aage...

Ek Aadmi Apni Saali Ke Saath Ek Sunsaan Jungle Se Ja Raha Tha. Sali: Jija Ji Kahin Aap Is Mauke Ka Phaida Utha Ke Mere Saath Zabardasti Toh Nahin Karenge?

Santa Ne Apni Taxi Bechkar XEROX Ki Shop Khol Li.
Banta Ne Jab Usse Iski Vajah Puchi Toh Santa B\ola: Yaara Dil Khush Ho Jaata Hai Jab Ladkiyan Aakar Kehti Hain `Santa Ji Aage...

Husband: Arey, Ye Defective Condoms Sofe Pe Kyun Pade Hue Hain???
Wife: Kyaaa...!!!??? Kahan???
Wife goes to find them and comes back angrily saying: Agar Tumne Phir Kabhi Hamare...

Ek Psychologist Ne Ladko Aur Ladkiyon Ke Dimag Mein Kya Chalta Hai Iske Baare Mein Detail Mein Research Ki Aur Ye Result Nikaala...
Female Brain:
10% - Jewellery... 30% - Shopping... 25% - Money...

Friend 1: Kal Meri Girlfriend Ka Birthday Hai, Uske Haath Main Kya Gift Dun?
Friend 2: Apna De De!!!
Friend 1: Mazaak Mat Kar Yaar, Koi Badi Cheez Bata.
Friend 2: Toh Tu Aisa Kar...

Wife: Jaanu, Aaj Sex Ho Jaye.
Husband: Aaj Nahi.
Wife: Kyun?
Husband: Aaj Condom Laana Bhul Gaya.
Wife: Teri Toh Roz Ki magaj Maari Hai...

Do Ladkiyaan Aapas Mein Ek-Dusre Se Baatein Kar Rahi Thi.
Pehli: Kal Mera First Time Tha.
Dusri: Oh Really, Kya Hua?
Pehli: Shuru Mein Dheere-Dheere Andar Liya Aur Dheere Se Bahar...

A Negro wanted to go to a fancy dress party. He told his Indian wife to get a costume. Wife gets a snowman suit.
Negro: WTF!!! You bloody Indian... have you seen a black snowman! Get me another one...

Teacher Sex Education Ke Period Mein Bachho Ko Samjha Rahi Thi.
Teacher: Sex Ke Time Condom Use Karne Se Safety Bhi Rahti Hai Aur Enjoyment Mein Fark Nahi Padta.
Ek Ladki Jisne Pehle Sex Kiya Hua Tha...