Sasti Chizon Ke Nuksaan
Honeymoon Par Gaye Mr & Mrs Kumar Ne Hotel Mein Entry Li.
Wife Sofe Par Baith Gayi Aur Uska Husband Counter Par Room Book Karne Chala Geya. Waha Counter Par...
Lungs Ki Hifazat...
EK Bachcha School Ka Kaam Kar Raha Tha Ki Uski Pencil Zameen Pe Gir Gayi, Usne Seenay Pe Haath Rakh Ke Utha Li.
Thodi Der Ke Baad Uski Rubber Neeche Gir Gayi, Usne Phir Seenay Pe Hath Rakha Aur...
Serving Halwa!
Banta Ki Biwi Came Naked In The Drawing Room To Serve Halwa To The Guests.
Banta Screamed: Beshram Aurat, Tu Hosh Mein Toh Hai???...
Sex Against the Wall
A lady`s husband died, before his burial his wife cut his Penis, filled it with cement & fixed it in the wall.
Every night she used to go to the wall & get satisfied herself. One day her neighbor saw this!
He made a hole in the wall & put his own penis in place of that, & waited his turn for sex.
The lady came with a knife cut his penis and said, "Darling today we are shifting to our new house!"
Moral: Har Jagah Apna LAUDA Nahi Ghusana Chahiye!
Use Condoms!
In a Sex Education Class:
The Teacher: Condom Ke Istemal Se Koi Problem Nahin Hota. Is se Aap Safe Bhi Rahte Hain Aur Sex Ke Anand Mein Bhi Koi Phark Nahin Padta....
Mating Dogs
Three housewives were walking in a park.
They saw a dog fucking a bitch really hard there.
Doctor`s Wife: So sweet, now they will have cute puppies...
The Animal Sounds
Madam Ne Class Mein Pappu Se Kaha: Pappu, Aaj Main Tumhara Test Lungi. Main Jis Jis Janwar Ka Naam Bolungi Tum Uski Awaj Nikal Ke Dikhana.
Pappu: Ji Madam....
Hriday Parivartan
Bhosadika Whatsapp Ke Chakkar Mein Poora Dimaag Satak Gaya Hai.
Ek second Mein Mijaaj Shayaraana Ho Jaayega,
Agle Hi Second Mein Desh Bhakti Jaag Jaayegi...
Short Jokes
Aajkal Ke Bachchon Ki Haramipanti :
MADAM : Shor Mat Karo Nahin Toh Khada Kar Dungi.
Bachhe: Pehele Mera... Pehele Mera... Pehele Mera...
Lingerie Solution
Shadi Ke Kuch Din Baad Ek Din Patni Bazaar Jaane Ke Liye Tyar Ho Rahi Thi. Bra Pahan Ke Pati Se Boli, "Suniye, Ye Zara Piche Se Meri Bra Ka Hook Laga Dijiye...
