Mature Jokes

Ek Jawan Ladka Apni Ek Teacher Ke Saath Scooter Par Ja Raha Tha.

Jab Bhi Teacher Ke Boobs Uski Kamar Par Lagte Toh Wo Kahta: "Na Pappu Na Ye Teacher Hai...

Ek call girl apni bacony se whistle bajate hue, ek 65 saal ke aadmi se bolti hai: "Uncle, aap ek baar to aao aur try karo na!"
Uncle: "Rehne do, mein KAR nahi paunga...

Ek baar ek aadmi BANGKOK ja raha tha... uski wife ne... naa chaahte hue bhi use jaane ki permission de di. Jis din wo ghar se nikal raha tha... jaate jaate usko wife ne bulaaya aur...

Dhobhi: Bhabhi ji, kapdey nikaal kar rakkho, main thodi der mein aata hoon...
Paper wala: Bhabhi ji, kal aap so rahi thi, bina disturb kiye nichey se daal diya tha...

Ek din ek lady tota kharidne gayi?
Lady: Iski kya khasiyat hai?
Dukandar: Ye bolta hai.
Lady ne Tote se pucha: Main kaisi....

Examination hall hi ek aisi jagah hai, jahan aap ladkiyon ko kuch bhi keh do wo bura nahin manegi, jaise...

1. Kuch to dikha de yaar...

Santa Honeymoon Par Gaya Tha Aur Dinner Ke Baad Apni Nayi Naveli Biwi Ke Saath Mauj Masti Karne Laga. Abhi Maza Aana Shuru Hua Hi Tha Ke Uske Kamre Mein EK Bhoot Aa Gaya...

Yamraaj: Bachcha, tum ne paap aur punya dono kiya hai. Isi liye tujhe Swarg mein rakh kar Narak ka ehsaas karaya jayega!
Aadmi: Woh kaise...

Ye Ladka Apni Girlfriend Ko lekar Ek Hotel Ke Room Jaata Hai. Thodi Der Ke Baad Ladke Ne Jaise Hi Girlfriend Ke Saath Hamesha Ki Tarah Sex Karna...

Boyfriend and Girlfriend Ek Room Mein Khamosh Bethe The.
Girlfriend Ki Soch:
Ye Mujhse Baat Kyun Nahi Kar Raha...