Types of Orgasms
1. The Optimist: Oh Yes, Oh Yes, Oh Yes...... !!!
2. The Pessimist: Oh No, Oh No, Oh No...... !!!
3. The Confused: Oh Yes, Oh No, Oh Yes, Ohhhhhh...
Tips For Happy Sex Life
1. Air-Condition your Room Properly.
2. Spray Romantic Perfume.
3. Avoid Noises....
Smart Thief!
Lady: Sir main lut gayi, barbaad ho gayi.
Inspector: Kyun,kya hua madam?
Lady: Ek handsome sa chor raat ko mere ghar aaya aur mere saare gehne chori kar ke le gaya....
Bhagwan Ka Doot!
Bhagwan ne apne ek doot ko 3 questions ka answer dhoondne ke liye India bheja.
1. Sabse Strong Kya Hai ?
2. Sabse Kamzor kya hai?
3. Aur...
Introducing Yourself
Ek Train Mein 3 Ladkiyan Safar Kar Rahi Thi. Next station Se 3 Ladke Saamne Ki Seat Par Aakar Baith Gaye. Thodi Der Baad Un Logon Ne Aapas Mein...
BOYS Vs GIRLS
Girl: Yaha Kya Kar Rahe Ho?
Boy: Yaha Kya Gaand mara Raha Hai?
Girl: Maine Aap Ko Kya Kkaha?
< Boy: Abey Maine Kaunsi Teri...
Selling Term Plan!
Insurance Agent: Banta ji, please aap policy le lo. Aapke bachche jab bade ho jayenge toh ye saare paise unko milenge.
Banta: Agar bachche na ho toh...
A Complaint of Rape...
Ek ladki police station gayi aur officer se boli: Saab, ek admi ne mere saath, mere hi ghar mein ghus kar mera kar diya hai.
Officer: Jab woh tumhare sath rape...
Don't Mess with Banta
Ek din Banta apni scooter par kahi jaa raha tha. Traffic signal par usne apna sir khujaya lekin helmet utare bina....
My Neil Armstrong
Pappu ne apni girlfriend ke baalon mein haath pherte hue kaha: Darling, tum toh mera chaand ho.
Girlfriend: Aur tum ho mere Neil Armstrong.
Pappu ne hairan hote hue pucha: Newil Armstrong??? Woh Kyun?
Girlfriend ne sharmate hue jawab diya: Chand par chadne waala pehla aadmi tha woh.
Jo jo samaj gya woh thoko taali...
