Rash Driving
Ek Ladke ko traffic police ne rash driving ke liye pakda.
Police: Apna license dikhao.
Ladka: Nahin hai janaab....
MAstram ka Mast Idea!!!
Mastram ke paas bhainso ka tebaela hota hai, usko apni ek bhains hari (pregnant) karwani hoti hai, lekin uske paas male bhains nahi hoti, isliye woh paas mein ek...
Santa ki Bhains!!!
Santa apni ek bhains ko pregnant karaane ke liye truck mein dall kar apne ek dost ke bhainse ke pass le geya.
Kaam hone par Santa: Yar, mujhe kaise pata chalega ki ye pregnant...
Pad Gaya Panga!
Banta ke ghar ek kuttiya thi aur vo pregnant thi.
Vo roj Bhagwan se...
Train mein Lootpat!
Ek ladki apne kisi rishtedaaar ki marriage attend karne ke liye train mein Agra se Delhi jaa rahi thi. Achanak kuch lootere us ladki ke compartment mein...
Praying Parrots!
Ek aadmi ke paas do tote the... ek muslim aur ek hindu... Dono hi badi ibadat mein lage rahte the... Hindu tota apni pooja paath mein magan.... aur Muslim tota...
Gajar Ke Phayde
Ek hot and sexy ladki, sabziwale se: Mujhe koi aisi sabzi do jiske 7 phaayde hon!
Sabziwala: Ye lo madam, Gajar...
What's in a Name ?
At heathrow airport, an announcement goes out over the Public Address system: Mr.Rand Chod Kar Sandaas! Mr. Rand Chod Kar Sandaas - please report to the Reception desk....
Pappu Rocks!
Santa: Itni Raat ko kahan gaye the.. ??
Pappu: Apni girlfriend se milne.
Santa: Itni Raat Ko...
Gathbandhan!!!
Ek husband and wife bister par lete hue the. Achanak husband ka sex karne ka man hua.
Husband apni wife se puchta hai: Darling, kya mein apne ummeedwaar ko tumhaare ilaake...
