What's a Condom ?
Science Teacher to a girl: CONDOM ka full form batao?
Ek Intellegent ladki ne jawab diya...
Lalten and Sex!
Santa ki suhagrat pe light chali gayi...!
Santa apne naukar se bola: Tu lalten pakad, main SEX karta hoon...
Naukar ne lalten pakdi aur Santa SEX karne laga...
Sher Ka Pinjra...
Sunday Bazar mein ek aadmi aawaz lagate hue:
`Sher ka pinjra` 10 rupay mein!
`Sher ka pinjra` 10 rupay mein!
Ek aurat ne paas ja kar dekha...
Preserving for Future!
Boy: I want us to be in a relationship.
Girl: Okay, theek hai...
What a Misunderstanding!!!
A Boy and a girl chatting on facebook...
< Girl: Din bhar facebook pe online rehta hai, chutiya hai kya...
Birtday Gifts!
Banta: Tera Birthday kab hai?
Santa: Next week, Why?...
For Holi Lovers!
Kripya Holi wale din... inka wahi matlab samajhiyega jo bachpan mein samajhte the...
Main geeli ho gayi yaar.
Aur kahi pe bhi lagalo... bas muh pe mat lagana...
Damaged Testicle!!!
Pappu ke right side ki ball kat gayi. Doctor ne operate kiya aur mitti ka bana ke laga diya. After two months Pappu went back to doctor and said furiously...
Chicken Drumsticks!
Santa ki party mein dinner karte hue Banta ke paas Jeeto ji aayi aur boli, "Kya Banta ji, aapne toh kuch liya hi nahi," aur chicken ki ek tangri...
Cleavage or Lungs?
Ek bachcha ghar pe apn homework kar raha tha tabhi uski pencil neeche gir jaati hai. Vo bachacha apni chest pe hath rakh ke pencil uthane ke liye...
