Neighbour's Cat!
Banta: Why are you hospitalised?
Santa: Padosan ki BILLI mere MURGE ke peeche padi hui thi. Maine uske husband ko english mein...
Pathan's Interview
Pathan being intrviewed at U.K Embasy:
CONSULATE: Your name please?
Pathan: Gul khan...
Alok Nath Ke Sanskaar
Teacher to Alok Nath: Wo kya hai jo COW ke paas chaar aur mere paass 2 hain?
Alok Nath: Madam, Legs.
Cheapest Contraceptive!
Santa bada dukhi sa hokar apne ek khaas Doctor dost ke pass jata hai aur apni samasya batata hai.Santa: Yaar, koi sasta tareeka batao pregnency rokne ka...
Uncomfortable Feeling!
Ek bahut hi khubsoorat and sexy ladki doctor ke pass gayi aur boli: Doctor sahab mnere ko ajeeb si beemari hai.
Doctor: Kya?
Ladki: Main jab bhi cigarette peeti hun...
First Night!!!
Ek aaadmi ki shaadi ek traafic police waali ladki se ho jaati hai. Agle din uske doston ne pucha: Bata Bhai Kaisi Rahi Suhagrat?
Aadmi: Mat pucho yaar, bahut bura hua
Gift Wrap!!!
A Gujarati girl goes to a shopkeeper and asks: Bhaiya aapke yahan rape hota hai kya?
Shopkeeper (shocked: Madam, aage ki dukaan mein...
Mera Number Kab Ayega?
Boss was fucking a lady in his office, Santa walked in.
Santa: Wah Sir, akele akele!!! Humara number kab?
Boss: Agar March ka target pura nahi hua bhosdike to agala number tera hi hai.
When I was a Kid...
Jab mein chota bachcha tha tab:
PUSSY ka matlab CAT hota tha;
SEX ka matlab...
Good News or Bad News???
Wife: Ek baat bolun???
Husband: Haan yaar, bolo...
Wife: Maaroge to nahi...
