Tejpal is Innocent...
Tejpal`s defence:
< She said, `Lift!` Tarun lifted the skirt!
She said, `Going Down...
Breast Size!
An HR manager got married. On the first night of their honey moon, on seeing his wife nude for the first time, he was furious: Tumne mujhse dhokha kiya!! You have...
Extra Bed!
Ek baar ek aadmi apne padosi se charpai lene gaya.
Aadmi: Bhai saab, agar aap ke paas koi extra charpai hai toh please...
Half Sisters!
Pappu: Papa mujhe ek ladki se pyar ho gaya hai.
Santa: Wow kaun hai vo kushnasib ladki?
Pappu:- Pinky, apne Padosi Gupta ji ki Beti.
Santa: Ohh no beta...
Biwi Ho Toh Aisi!
Wife: Jaanu! Aaj tumhari girlfriend night stay karne aa rahi hai ! Maine fridge mein beers and fresh fruit salad bana ke rakha hai...
Idli Maker!!!
Ek din Banta apni wife Preeto ko khush karne ke liye idlis bana raha tha.
Wife: Arre wah darling, kya first-class idli bani hain. Ek baat batao tum itni...
5 Crore Lottery!
Ek Ladki ki 5 Crore ki lottery nikli. Company ne socha achanak bataaya to ladki khushi se mar sakti hai...
Child's Custody!
The Problem: Who should get Custody of the Child?
Wife jumped up and said, "Your Honour I brought the child into this world with Pain and Labour, so it should be in My Custody...
Successful Eye Surgery
Eyes ke operation ke baad doctor ki fees bachane ke chakkar mein babu ji bole, "Doctor sahab mujhe kuch dikh nahin raha."
Doctor: Babu ji apni aankhien band kar lijiye aur...
