Mature Jokes



Things that sound dirty, but aren't!

Top ten things that sound dirty, but in a Law firm are not:
10. Have you looked through her briefs?
9. He is one hard...

Fourth Marriage!

Shortly before her fourth marriage, a middle aged woman went to see her doctor to ask for advice on sex, more particularly on how to do it. The doctor was amazed. He said...

Cheating Lawyer

A lawyer came home after having sex in his car. Girl forgot her bra and panty in car. The wife found them, tore them up and shouted: You dirty Man... you have been...

Sexy Secretary!

Two law partners hire a sexy, young secretary, and though they're both already married, they agree to see who can score with her first...

Leather Briefcase

While walking through a courthouse, a kid enters an empty courtroom. He sees a fine leather briefcase sitting on the table, picks it up and exits through the back door...

Physical Disability

There was a short fellow named Jack on trial for raping a woman, aided by a bucket. He adamantly protested his innocence, claiming inability. Well, the judge said...

Smoking Joe

Three guys are arrested in an adult bookstore and appear before the judge. He asks the first guy to stand: "What is your name?" he asked....

First Class Magistrate

A First Class Magistrate (FCM) is going thru' a forest one evening when his car breaks down. He looks around and finds a lone house. He knocks the door which is opened by a stunning woman...

Rape Trial

At a rape trial the young victim was asked by the D.A. what the defendant said before the alleged assault.
Too embarrassed to answer aloud, the victim asked if she could write out the answer.

Smart Rapist

There was a short fellow named Stubbs on trial for raping a woman, aided by a bucket. He adamantly protested his innocence, claiming inability. Well, the judge said...