Two tigers are walking single file along a narrow jungle path when the tiger in back takes off and disappears for a few minutes.
Shortly after the other tiger returns to his place behind the lead tiger, the lead tiger feels what appears to be the trailing tiger's tongue applied just below his tail. Although he disapproves of this, he...
For three years, the young attorney had been taking his brief vacations at this country inn. The last time he`d finally managed an affair with the innkeeper`s daughter. Looking forward to an exciting few days, he dragged his suitcase up the stairs of the inn, then stopped short.
There sat his lover with...
One evening after attending a theater, two gentlemen were walking down the avenue when they observed a rather well dressed lady walking just ahead of them. One of the men turned to the other and said, 'I`d give fifty bucks to spend the night with that woman.'
To their surprise, the young lady overheard their remarks, and turning around she said, 'I`ll just take you up on that.'
She had a neat...
After their car broke down on a lonely country road, three men sought a night`s shelter at a farmhouse. The farmer, poor but eager to help them, said that he only had two beds so one of the three would have to sleep in the barn.
Immediately, one of the travelers, a polite...
Two young guys were picked up by the cops for smoking dope and appeared in court on Friday before the judge. The judge said,
'You seem like nice young men, and I`d like to give you a second chance rather than jail time. I want you to go out this weekend and try...
A lawyer defending a man accused of burglary tried this creative defense:
'My client merely inserted his arm into the window and removed a few trifling articles. His arm is not himself, and I fail to see how you can punish...
A police officer pulls over an elderly female for speeding while driving her husband to a doctors appointment. The officer approaches the vehicle and attempts to explain that he stopped her for speeding.
She looks at her husband and asks, 'What did he...
A woman went to her doctor for advice. She told the physician that her husband had developed a penchant for anal sex, and she was not sure that it was such a good idea. The doctor asked...
There was a loser who couldn`t get a date. He went to a bar and asked this one guy how to get a date. The guy said, 'It`s simple. I just say, I`m a lawyer.So the guy went up to a pretty woman and...
A lawyer got married to a woman who had previously been married 12 times. On their wedding night, they settled into the bridal suite at their hotel and the bride said to her new groom, 'Please, promise to be gentle. I am still a...