After leaving their wedding reception, a young honeymoon couple hailed a cab to take them to their romantic hotel destination in the hills. The driver wasn`t sure how to get there and said he`d ask for directions when they got...
A man comes home from work one day and he says to his wife: "Honey, I got a new secretary. And imagine what happened! She`s got a red and white bra. You know, these are the colors of my favorite...
A guy walks into a bar and orders three whiskey sours, drinks them down BAM! BAM! BAM! Then he orders three more. The bartender`s having a slow night and appreciates the business, but is also concerned...
My wife`s sister visited us yesterday in her brand new Porsche. Astonished, my wife asked her, "How could you afford this?!"
"You know, a blow job every now and again makes my husband very generous...
A man walks into a dimly lit bar and the bartender asks him, "Why is the front of your shirt all bloody?"
His customer answers in a slurred voice, "My wife caught me with another woman,.;..
Dave was feeling depressed, and his best friend Keith decided to take Dave to the Pub, to try and cheer him up. He asked Dave what was it that was troubling him, but Dave didn`t want to talk about it. So they sat there getting...
On the night of their 40th anniversary the reminiscing wife finds the negligee she wore on her wedding night and puts it on. She goes to her husband and says, "Honey, do you remember this...
The man was feeling a little frisky after working late one night at the office. He went home and found his wife sound asleep in the bed with her mouth wide open. He went to the medicine cabinet, got two aspirin, and...
A woman is on one of those funeral cruises where the ashes of loved ones may be dumped into the sea. She had been married to a real cheapskate, who after 30 years of marriage finally died. The lady had her husband cremated...
"Father, yesterday I made love to my wife."
The priest explained that there was nothing wrong with that.
"But father, I did it with lust!"
Again the priest reassured the man that...