A man comes home to find his wife packing her bags. "Where are you going?" he asked.
"To Las Vegas! I found out that there are men that will pay me $200 to do what I do for you for free... The man pondered that thought for a moment, and then began packing HIS bags.
"What do you think you are doing?" she screamed.
"Going to Las Vegas with you... I want to see how you live on $400 a year in Las Vegas!"
Greg was explaining the facts of life to his teenage nephew. After covering the basic biology, he moved on to the finer points of lovemaking. "One thing to keep in mind is that different women say different things...
A small boy was awaken in the middle of the night by strange noises from his parents room, so he decided to investigate. As he entered the parents bedroom, he was shocked to see his mom and dad shagging for all they...
Dan married one of a pair of identical twin girls. Less than a year later, he was in court filing for a divorce. "OK," the judge said, "Tell the court why you want a divorce."
"Well, your honor...
To celebrate their 50th wedding anniversary, an elderly couple booked the honeymoon suite at a posh hotel. As the bellboy was taking their luggage to the suite, he thought to himself, "At their age, they`re booking...
A survey conducted by Sexologist Dr Paras Shah at Ahmedabad among women (Married & Unmarried) gave the following results.
Q: What is the one thing that pierces a woman hard, when she hugs a man?
UW: Penis...
A flashy showgirl married a 97 year-old retired well-to-do General, largely because she held the belief that the old codger wouldn`t even survive the wedding night. While her new husband was in the bathroom...
John comes home all excited with this bottle and says to Jill, "I bought this at the store. It is supposed to be a topical lovemaking aid for women. When applied to the `specified place` a rush of blood is let in and the woman...
After hearing a couple`s complaints that their intimate life wasn`t what it used to be, the sex counselor suggested that they vary their positions. "For example," he suggested, "you might try the wheel barrel...
A man went to the Doctor and the doctor told him he had only 24 hours to live. He goes home to tell his wife and after they both had a long cry over it, he asked her if she would have sex with him since he only had...