Mature Jokes



A Great Blowjob

This guy comes back home from work to find his wife has left him a note "Off to the grocery store". He hasn`t been "getting any" from her, so he decides this is his chance and goes to the video store to rent a porn flick...

Screams of Passion!!!

An American, a Englishman and an Aussie are talking about screams of passion. The American said, "Last night I massaged my wife all over her Body with the finest body oil money can buy, then we made passionate love...

Best Blow Job

A groom passed down the aisle of the church to take his place by the altar. The best man noticed that the groom had the biggest, brightest smile on his face. The best man asked, "Hey man, I know you are happy to be getting married...

The First Night

A young couple married, and celebrated their first night together doing what newlyweds do, time and time again, all night long. when they get in the morning, the groom goes into the bathroom but finds no towel...

The Wife Wanted a Quickie!

My mother-in-law visited me and my wife but coincidentally, that day my wife was feeling horny and she did not want to whisper to me since I was busy sharing stories with her mother. My wife tricked me by pretending...

Wives Talk About Their Sex Lives

Three women were sitting around throwing back a few drinks and talking about their sex lives. Karen said, "I call my husband the dentist because nobody can drill like he does."
Joanne giggled and confessed...

Crotch-Less Panties

A frustrated wife buys a pair of crotch-less panties in an attempt to spice up her dead sex-life. She puts them on, together with a short skirt and sits on the sofa opposite her husband...

Terrible Headaches

Charlie and George were sitting in the park, talking, when the subject turned to getting older. Charlie said to George, "Women have all the luck when it comes to getting older."
"What do you mean...

Private Tattoo

Larry gets home late one night and, Linda, his wife says, "Where in the hell have you been?"
Larry replies, "I was out getting a tattoo."
"A tattoo?" she frowned. "What kind of tattoo...

Not A Big Deal

man comes home from work one day and he says to his wife, "Honey, I got a new secretary. And imagine what happened! She`s got a red and white bra. You know, these are the colors of my favorite football team. Anyway...