This man got his prescription for Viagra, and goes home to get ready for when his wife gets home. He calls her on the phone, and says, "I`ll be home in an hour."
"Perfect," she replies. The man thinks her agreement...
A farmer and his wife were lying in bed one evening; she was knitting, he was reading the latest issue of Animal Husbandry. He looks up from the page and says to her, "Did you know that humans are the only species in which...
Reunion is when you get up in the morning and tell your wife you are going to work. Instead you go to your neighbour`s wife to make love to her. Her husband comes and knocks on the door. You go under the bed...
At 85 years of age, Rusi married Jeroo, a lovely 25 year old. Since her new husband is so old, Jeroo decides that after their wedding she and Rusi should have separate bedrooms, because she is concerned that her new but aged husband...
Moanin` Mike is sitting in his local bar with his buddies, sharing a beer and bragging about his sex life. Moanin` says, "I have great sex with my wife. She`s very vocal, she can really rattle the windows...
A woman was at home when she hears someone knocking on her door. She goes to the door and opens it and sees a man standing there. That man asks her, "Do you have a vagina?"
She slams the door...
A guy thought his wife was cheating on him. So he waited for her to leave that night and jumped in a cab to follow her. By following her he found out she was working in a `fun house`. The guy says to the cabbie..
The Bureau of Meteorology forecasts rainstorms so the bride can expect a few good inches overnight.
Love is a thousand miles long but comes in six inch installments.
The trouble with being the best man at a wedding is that you never get...
Jill had been sick for quite a while with a sore throat and a cough. Her doctor had told her that she could infect John, so there was to be NO intimate contact between them until she was well. That was why they had...
One day, a man came home from work and greeted his wife. Upon seeing him, she asked for $20 to buy meat to fix for dinner that night. He leads her to a mirror, holds up the $20 bill and says to her...