A traveling salesman is in a small town in the Midwest, when his trip is suddenly prolonged for an extra month. He was already getting bored there and over the course of the extra month...
Bill gets a call from his buddy Doug one day, and Doug is on the phone crying. Bill asks, "Doug, what`s wrong? You sound really upset."
"Well," replies Doug, "my wife`s been cheating...
A couple had been divorced for about 6 months, but still remained good friends. This worked out pretty good since the both lived in the same apartment building. One day he slipped and broke his arm...
Nina, Jill and Mary were duly impressed when Rosey arrived for their weekly bridge game, wearing a gorgeous new mink coat. "That`s a lovely mink, Rosey," purred Nina "It must have cost you a fortune...
"Doc, I can`t sleep anymore," the man complained. "I`ve tried everything, but I just toss and turn."
"You have to learn to relax," the doctor said. "Try putting each part of your body to sleep separately...
A husband and wife were on a TV contest. All that was required of them was to answer the same five questions the same way and they win a week long cruise. With his wife in the soundproof booth, the husband went first...
Sales Guy was selling a TV to a middle aged man and his wife.
Sales Guy: So it's between the 32 and the 34 inch TV, right?
Husband: Yes, but I don't understand the difference...
The loneliness of a middle-aged man and woman - both divorcees, eventually blossomed into love and finally marriage, but the wedding night turned into a real disaster...
A Survey Conducted Among Women Gave The Below Results. "A" Were The Answers Given By Un-Married Women And "B" Are The Answers Given By Married Women.
Q: What Is The One Thing That Pierces A Woman Hard, When She Hugs A Man?
A. PENIS. B. Unshaved Facial Hair...
A married man was talking about birthdays. He said to his friend, "I don`t know what to get my wife for her birthday, she has everything already. And besides, she can afford to buy anything she wants, so I`m at a loss...