Since the wife is eight months into her pregnancy, the husband has to sleep on the floor to avoid any chance of contact, which could happen pretty easily, since he had been...
A guy on his wedding night in the hotel says to his new wife, "Geez, I never realized you had such big breasts."
The wife gets all upset and throws him out...
Greg thought he would give Keli a birthday surprise by buying her a bra. He entered a ladies shop, rather intimidated, but the salesgirls took charge to help him.
"What color?" they asked...
Husband tells wife that he is going for a 3 day church conference. Wife packs his bag, prepares breakfast for him and says, "Darling, let`s pray together before you leave."
Husband says, "Yes...
Maury was catching a lot of his ribbing from his buddies in the bar. "You got 17 kids?" exclaimed Pauly, "Why you orta hold back a little bit and think of your poor wife."
"But I DO think of her, but...
Troy, at the advance age of 72, got married and the marriage was the talk of the town. More so, because his bride was only 23. They checked into a beach resort in the Maldives for their honeymoon and...
A married man decided to work late to be with his sexy secretary, so he called his wife to make up an excuse. After work he invited his secretary to dinner. It soon became obvious that he was going to get lucky...
The Bureau of Meteorology forecasts heavy snowfalls so the bride can expect a few good inches overnight.
Love is a thousand miles long but comes in six inch installments...
A very tired husband came home from the office after a long grueling day to find his wife in her sexiest nightgown waiting for him at the door with a couple of glasses of wine in hand. She took his brief...
A guy gets married and for the first year he never leaves his wife alone. Every day, morning noon and night, he is at it His wife is a little pissed off about this so she goes to her mother and says...