On his honeymoon, a very thick redneck farmer, Billy Joe, insisted on having a room at the luxury hotel with a balcony overlooking the sea. On retiring for the night after the wedding, his new bride emerged from the bathroom...
Back when Prince Andrew first became engaged to Fergie, he spoke to his father, "Fergie assures me she is a virgin. How will I know if she is?"
"It`s simple, son" replied Prince Phillip. "On your honeymoon night...
The Rabbi in a small town in the old country died. His widow, the Rebbetzin, was disconsolate for months until the people of the village decided she should remarry. The town was so small that...
Sheila and George were spending the first night of their honeymoon in a quaint medieval town in France. To add piquancy to the evening, Sheila suggested coyly that they make love every time the old night watchman rang his hourly bell...
I knew a girl at work once, who was truly concerned about her husband`s smoking. She told me that she had finally gotten him to agree to limit his smoking at home to only those times when they had finished making love...
Harry was delighted when he found a young woman who accepted his proposal of marriage as he was sensitive about his wooden leg and a bit afraid no one would have him. In fact, he couldn`t bring himself to tell his fiancee...
There was a virgin who was going to get married. She asked her mother if it hurt when you had sex. Her mother said not really, but to help you can use Vaseline. So the virgin goes and buys a jar and puts it in her suitcase..
A guy thought his wife was cheating on him. So he waited for her to leave that night and jumped in a cab to follow her. By following her he found out she was working in the local `Fun House`. The guy says to the cabbie...
One night Jerry brought home a dozen red roses to his wife.
"How lovely, Dear," she said. "What`s the occasion?"
"I want to make love to you," he said simply.
"Not tonight, Dear. I have a headache," answered his wife...
Dad came home one day in an exceptionally hot mood and took his wife upstairs for some fun. Just when they were really getting into it, their young son entered the room and started to cry...