Terrible Lover!
The wife appeared before the judge and said, "I want a divorce from that jerk over there."
The judge said, "Why do you want the divorce?"
"Because he`s a terrible lover...
Sexual Problems
This guy has been married for about 6 months when he runs into a guy from his wedding party. The guy asked him how married life was treating him. The married guy replied, "great except for one problem, our sex life...
Getting Stronger With Age
Charlie and George were sitting in the park, talking, when the subject turned to getting older.
Charlie said to George: Women have all the luck when it comes to getting older...
Limited Erections!
A man is having problems with his penis, which certainly had seen better times. He consults a doctor who, after a couple of tests, says, "Sorry, but you`ve overdone it the last 30 years. Your penis is burned out..
Long and Stiff !
A honeymoon couple had booked a sleeper berth for their trip. However when boarding the train, they found their berths were both upper berths on opposite sides of the compartment...
Shoe The Horse
A woman goes out shopping with her husband and spots a pair of boots she loves. The husband says, "No chance love, they`re far too expensive."
Later on in bed the wife is just falling asleep when the husband tries...
Never Up!
A man and his wife were having an argument in bed. After the husband had finally had enough, he jumped up and took a blanket to the couch. The next day, the wife feeling badly about what happened, decided to buy her husband...
Shorthand Expert
When Felix, the regional sales manager for a machine tools company, got home from the office, his wife couldn`t help noticing that his tie was loose, his fly unzipped, his hair disheveled, he smelled of perfume...
Sexual Expectations
The loneliness of a middle-aged man and woman - both divorcees, eventually blossomed into love and finally marriage, but the wedding night turned into a real disaster. "You just do not fulfill...
Wedding Anniversary Gift
A rich man and poor man are at a bar, the rich man turns to the poor man, "Iit`s my 10 year wedding anniversary on Tuesday."
The poor man looks astonished, "It`s my 20 year wedding anniversary on Thursday! What are you planning on getting her...
