The mother-in-law arrives home from shopping to find her son-in-law boiling angry and hurriedly packing his suitcase.
"What happened ?" she asks anxiously. "What happened!"
"I`ll tell you what happened. I sent an e-mail to my wife...
A man comes home drunk in the wee hours of the morning to find his wife angry and waiting for him at the door. "Out drinking again!?" she says. "How much money did you spend this time...
A woman goes to her doctor complaining that she is exhausted all the time. After the diagnostic tests showed nothing, the doctor gets around to asking her how often she has intercourse....
During Kissing/Light Petting - What he hopes she`s thinking: "Oh, I can`t resist: I`m powerless before your seductive ways!"
What he`s afraid she`s thinking: "Garlic breath--ewwww...
Carla was well into her seventies when she went to her doctor complaining of nausea, exhaustion, and occasional cramps. After a thorough examination the doctor sent her to the hospital for a battery of tests...
Morris comes home to find his wife, Sadie, crying. "I found out from Mrs. Goldberg that you`ve been having an affair with that chippie secretary in your office. Why would you do that to me? Haven`t I always been the good wife...
A man`s walking home late at night when he sees a woman in the shadows.
"Twenty bucks," she says.
He`s never been with a hooker before, but he decides what the hell. They`re going at it for a minute when all of a sudden a light flashes...
An `under performing` bus driver goes to see his doctor. He wants some Viagra, but he doesn`t want his wife to know about it. The doctor prescribes it for him and he heads off to the pharmacist. Home is a good hour away so...
A couple who had been married for thirty-five years were lying in a hotel bed. They were just about to go to sleep when through the walls they heard a girl`s voice say, "Oh, honey, you`re so strong...
The young bride`s mother had some old-fashioned ideas of marriage, and passed them on to her daughter...