A Man & his Wife were arguing about who was better.... males or females.... the argument turned into a pissing contest... literally when the female claimed that she could piss higher up a wall than her husband could...
A husband returned home at noon due to fever. In front of the door he saw a new man`s shoes & heard a sexy sound inside. He didn`t want to see his wife in that position. So he wrote a letter in which he mentioned...
A pilot was forced to make a crash landing in a farmer`s field. The farmer took the pilot back to the farmhouse, where the pilot noticed the farmer had a golden fiddle hanging above the fireplace. The two men were standing...
To My Dear Wife, During the past year I have tried to make love to you 365 times. I have succeeded 36 times,which is an average of once every ten days. The following is a list of why I did not succeed more often...
Bob, the farmer, went into town to retrieve his monthly supplies. The clerk noticed Bob was displaying a sad face and asked what was wrong. Bob stated that his wife, Linda, was wearing him out as she was a nymphomaniac...
The impotent bus driver goes to see his doctor. He wants some Viagra, but he doesn`t want his wife to know about it. The doc prescribes it for him, he heads to the pharmacist, who fills the prescription. Home is a good hour...
After hearing a couple`s complaints that their intimate life wasn`t what it used to be, the sex counselor suggested that they vary their positions. "For example," he suggested, "you might try the wheel barrel. Lift her legs...
A husband and wife go visit a marriage counselor. First, the wife speaks to the counselor alone. The counselor asks, "You say you`ve been married 20 years, so what seems to be the problem?"
The wife replies, "It`s my husband...
An Australian family is most concerned that their 30-year-old son is unmarried. So they call a marriage broker and ask her to find their son a good wife. The broker comes over to their house and spends a long time asking...
Sandy and John were an extremely liberal, though not especially bright, white couple. Wanting to begin a family, they decided they wanted to have a black baby, and set to work. Nine months later, the fruits of their labor was born: a lovely white girl.
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